Unspeakably Good Omen of Luck and Happiness!
It Happened. I can hardly believe it! In all of my thirty nine autumns, I've never known this to happen, and indeed, thought it quite unlikely, but the second rate, also-ran chain grocery store in my tinsy tiny town has delivered on the goods: Mallomars are in stock. Tie-back: in an earlier blogpost by me called "Another Cookie of Intrigue", I noted that Mallomars, though commonly referenced in media, are uncommon in most of the United States, and available only from September to March because they tend to melt. I vowed to get my hands on them, anyway. It turns out, I didn't have to do shit. And the best part is they are good. The chocolate is especially rich for a grocery store cookie. The only thing that could improve this cookie is giving the graham cracker more snap; then it would go from A to A+. Look how unhappy he is with his little Moon Pie. Should've got a Mallomar!